On the surface this shirt is not a typical shirt from the depths of the closet, but upon further inspection you may notice the fine stripes of a yellow color that could only be described as urine colored. I am not sure what this implies or further what it means, but suffice it to say this shirt must from now on be labeled 'pee'nstriped'.

Notice also that you can actually tell what time of the day the photo was taken....the wrinkles in the arm are a clear give away. We have to shoot for the morning; I like pristine shirts.