Today's shirt and its wearing is concerning on many levels. My concern started because Paul saw the picture of Lee Majors in yesterday's post and said 'Hey, I have that shirt!'. Now I am not sure what is more sad, the fact that Paul has the shirt, the fact that Paul knows he has the shirt, or the fact that Paul wore the shirt today to make a point. To further clarify the subtlety of what was just said: the point that Paul is trying to make is 'I really do own that horrible looking shirt that Lee Majors is wearing in that picture taken in 1976'. My next level of concern is that this blog has been going on for two weeks and we have yet to see a duplicate. Now this is good for the blog, but it makes me wonder what Paul's closet looks like. Maybe when can prompt him into a picture of that. It could be scary, but it would be like watching a train wreck.
I am poking fun at this shirt for being from the 1970's, but I must be honest, this was not my first thought. If you throw in an over-sized belt, some torn jeans, a black t-shirt, and messy hair (ok Paul already has this one) then this is pure GRUNGE!
By Special Correspondent Jason Ibrahim
If it ain't easy being green, lime must be impossible for everyone but Paul. In today's increasingly environmentally-conscious society, Paul's "greening" is earning the envy of a good many of his coworkers. Yes readers, this is the biggest bombshell in men's apparel since Jerry Seinfeld's Puffy Shirt made its debut. Or not.
NOTE: This shirt is made from 100% post-thrift store product.
Bruce's Update
First of all, thank you Jason for taking up the Shirt torch and running with it.
On a sad note I wanted to report that the post was late today because Paul had to attend a funeral for his aunt. Our condolences go out to him and his family in this time of loss.
Now to point out something that you might have skipped over while reading: “Paul had to attend a funeral”. Yes, we’re assuming that he wore that shirt as well. It is nice to know that Paul does not exclude his own family from the greater good brought about by the majestic power of the shirt.