It might be hard to see, but look at the picture of the close-up version and you will see that the shirt has monkey pox. Actually I am not even sure what they are supposed to be, but they are way too orderly to be a disease. Nothing in nature appears this uniformly ugly; well except possibly the eyes on this fly. 

On an interesting note: look closely and you will see that out of the three buttons in the picture….not a one MATCHES! After seeing the pattern on the shirt, I am thinking that this might actually be planned.

It is rumored that this shirt has been passed down through many ancestors because it is actually an original flag of the House Bourbon, which was smuggled out of France during the revolution. Now that I think about it, this shirt may have ultimately led to the French revolution. Just another shining example of French art (I cringed as I wrote that) making its way to our shores, whether we wanted it or not…not!