Can you find the hidden objects in the shirt?  

Posted by Bruce Moser in , , ,

Paul has already shown his Green side in the post Blimey, but this takes nature prints to a new level. Again today we had an issue of the camera not wanting to focus on the ungodly shirt. I think we have scarred the camera for life and its days as a member of the photo journalistic community are numbered.The first picture you see is a result of this effect and it looks like Rembrandt painted his worst impressionist paintings right on Paul’s shirt. I know you are saying, Rembrandt was not an impressionist painter...well this is why!

If you sit in the presence of this shirt for any period of time you quickly start playing ‘find the hidden objects’. I don’t know why but you instinctively do it.

Wow, there’s a moose!
And there is a leaf.
Over there is a deer.
Is that fish bones or a fossilized fern?
Look a alligator sneaking in the background!

You could play this for hours, but you shouldn’t. I think there is some surgeon general warning about this actual activity.

SURGEON GENERAL WARNING: Exposure to this shirt may cause you to play ‘find the hidden objects’

SURGEON GENERAL WARNING: Playing ‘find the hidden objects’ on this shirt will make you more stupider than you were when you decided to look at the shirt

Well to wrap it up here is the actual view of the shirt, you decide, but this may have set a new bar for all other shirts to be measured by.

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3 comments

Ok, this is one of those "hide this under the coat so my wife does not see it" shirts. He knows this one would definitely hit the burn barrel...

October 21, 2008 at 11:59 AM
Anonymous  

It's an "I Spy" shirt. I had some of those books for my kids. You could print this fabric in a book and sell millions of copies!

Oh, and he has a matching mug for this one too.

October 21, 2008 at 12:51 PM

Wait a minute, I think I know what's going on here...

I'll bet Paul used the shirt as a cloaking device to surreptitiously sneak out of the house in the contraband clothing. The same shirt, which surely blended in "up the mountain", was transported to CubicleLand and promptly turned into a bullseye (if the comments he's received today are any indication).

This also accounts for the difficulty Bruce had in committing the shirt to photographic record.

More evidence of the need for tougher shirt control legislation...

October 21, 2008 at 12:55 PM

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