It might be hard to see, but look at the picture of the close-up version and you will see that the shirt has monkey pox. Actually I am not even sure what they are supposed to be, but they are way too orderly to be a disease. Nothing in nature appears this uniformly ugly; well except possibly the eyes on this fly.
On an interesting note: look closely and you will see that out of the three buttons in the picture….not a one MATCHES! After seeing the pattern on the shirt, I am thinking that this might actually be planned.
It is rumored that this shirt has been passed down through many ancestors because it is actually an original flag of the House Bourbon, which was smuggled out of France during the revolution. Now that I think about it, this shirt may have ultimately led to the French revolution. Just another shining example of French art (I cringed as I wrote that) making its way to our shores, whether we wanted it or not…not!
Paul has already shown his Green side in the post Blimey, but this takes nature prints to a new level. Again today we had an issue of the camera not wanting to focus on the ungodly shirt. I think we have scarred the camera for life and its days as a member of the photo journalistic community are numbered.The first picture you see is a result of this effect and it looks like Rembrandt
painted his worst impressionist paintings right on Paul’s shirt. I know you are saying, Rembrandt was not an impressionist painter...well this is why!
If you sit in the presence of this shirt for any period of time you quickly start playing ‘find the hidden objects’. I don’t know why but you instinctively do it.
Wow, there’s a moose!
And there is a leaf.
Over there is a deer.
Is that fish bones or a fossilized fern?
Look a alligator sneaking in the background!
You could play this for hours, but you shouldn’t. I think there is some surgeon general warning about this actual activity.
SURGEON GENERAL WARNING: Exposure to this shirt may cause you to play ‘find the hidden objects’
SURGEON GENERAL WARNING: Playing ‘find the hidden objects’ on this shirt will make you more stupider than you were when you decided to look at the shirt
Well to wrap it up here is the actual view of the shirt, you decide, but this may have set a new bar for all other shirts to be measured by.
But dude look at that tie! Combining that tie with any shirt of character greater than the turd would have surely caused a series of traffic accidents on the way to work. Think about the effects of adding this geometric monstrosity of a tie to the Qbert shirt, it may have ripped a hole in the space time continuum as we know it. So reluctantly I have to say good job Paul, the blog will take one for the greater good of humanity. That being said....
The color is still interesting, from a distance:
It appears to be suede but it’s not.
It appears shiny but it’s not.
It appears like it was stitched by a third world worker making $.03 a day and it was!